Heartburn and microphones
| Setting... Wife is asking me for two tums for her heartburn. In our house, there is a specific way to ask, "can I have a microphone," short for, "can I have two tums and a microphone." | |
| Wife: | Can I have some tums? |
| Husband: | What do you say...? |
| Wife: | Please? |
| Husband: | No... What do you say...? |
| Wife: | Now! |
| Husband: | *taken aback* First you go the nice route, and then full on mean? |
| Wife: | Haha |
| Husband: | *angrily* You were supposed to say, "can I have a microphone?" |
| Wife: | Oh, yeah! Hehe... |
