Om nom nom
| Setting... My pregnant wife and I after a shower (yes, we shower together). | |
| Wife: | *holding a breast* My nipples are nom factories. |
| Husband: | *laughs* |
| Wife: | *further inspecting her bosom* Man, the baby won't even able to put his mouth around the whole nipple. |
| Husband: | HAHAHA *walks away* |
| Wife: | *distant* How do I make these more like bottles? |
