Multitask, damn it!
| Setting... Wife is pregnant, watching TV. | |
| Husband: | I really need to do my bookkeeping. |
| Wife: | Go do it, right now! |
| Husband: | *begrudgingly* Oh, alright... |
| Wife: | *5 minutes later, from the other room* Hey! Hey, what are you doing?! |
| Husband: | *from the office* Uhh, my bookkeeping? |
| Wife: | What?! Come here, be with me! |
| Husband: | But... I'm doing my bookkeeping! |
| Wife: | Why? Do it later. |
| Husband: | But you just told me to do my bookkeeping! |
| Wife: | Oh, right... Well, um, damn it. |
