Gestating Hot-Spot
| Setting... Sitting in bed, talking about our unborn child. | |
| Husband: | You think he wants to come out? |
| Wife: | Never. |
| Husband: | If I was in there, I'd never want to come out. |
| Pause. | |
| Husband: | So long as I had internet. |
| Wife: | My uterus, now with free Wi-Fi. |