Eavesdropping
| Setting... Sitting at our desks in the office, reading blogs and stuff. | |
| Husband: | *staring over wife's shoulder. reading her LOLcats RSS feed.* |
| Wife: | *turns her head and stares at me* |
| Husband: | What? |
| Wife: | *silence* |
| Husband: | Did you hear me breathing? |
| Wife: | Yeah. |
