Panic!

Setting... Chatting on IM.
Wife: What did you get me for our anniversary?
Husband: *OH MY GOD, OH MY F***ING GOD* Um, Anniversary? What are you talking about?
Wife: What did you get me?
Husband: ***WTF??? trying to remember...*** Huh?
Wife: Was it just the trip?
Husband: *doesn't know whether to be relieved or more confused* What?
Wife: *implies she's trying to remember so write it in her blog*
Husband: Oh. Oh! Jesus f***ing Christ. I just had a f***ing heart attack. I thought I forgot some anniversary of ours.
Wife: Hehe
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