Anatomy
| Setting... Lying in bed, saying our "good nights." | |
| Husband: | *reaches over in the dark, and pats wife's stomach* Good night, [enter baby's name here]. |
| Wife: | Umm... That was my butt. |
| Husband: | *panics* Uhh, wait, which way are you facing? *feels around* You're all twisted! I was confused... Your face is up, but your butt is back, and uh, and uh... *braces for the worst* |
| Wife: | Bahahaha, you thought my butt was my belly! |
