Now you see me

Setting... Fishing for laundry out of the dryer.
Husband: *looking for a shirt to wear while his cat, Jackson, rubs up against his leg out of nowhere* Oh, hey buddah, who's being all creepy-like?
Wife: *from the bathroom* Hehe, how is he being creepy?
Husband: *walks over to bathroom* He just came out of nowhere and brushed up against my leg. I'll show you. Look away.
Wife: *continues staring at Husband through the mirror*
Husband: *waits* I said look away. That doesn't mean... *stares at wife*
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