Oil change

Setting... Sitting at the Nissan dealership, waiting for our new car to be delivered.
Wife: See all this? That's what I'm talking about! *points at magazines*
Husband: What?
Wife: Look! *holds up some magazines* All sports and guy stuff.
Husband: Oh... Oh! *realizing a previous conversation*
Wife: Yeah, I hate taking the cars in for service. There's nothing for me here, and I feel like they'll rip me off because I'm a girl... What will it take for you to bring all the cars in for service?
Husband: *stares at wife, trying to think of something*
Wife: *stares back, also thinking*
Husband: *grins wide*
Wife: *cocks her head to the side, eying me* Okay.
Husband: *shocked* What? Really?
Wife: That's fair. An oil change for an oil change.
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