Clipped
| Setting... Wife looking at her nails, while we sit on the bed. | |
| Wife: | Should I trim these? *holds out hands* |
| Husband: | Yeah, do you want my clippers? |
| Wife: | Yes. |
| Husband: | Because they're better [than yours]. |
| Wife: | No, they're just better at this stage. |
| Husband: | They're just better. *walks away to get clippers* |
| Wife: | *presents middle finger* |
| Husband: | They're also better for that fingernail, too. |