Clipped

Setting... Wife looking at her nails, while we sit on the bed.
Wife: Should I trim these? *holds out hands*
Husband: Yeah, do you want my clippers?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: Because they're better [than yours].
Wife: No, they're just better at this stage.
Husband: They're just better. *walks away to get clippers*
Wife: *presents middle finger*
Husband: They're also better for that fingernail, too.
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