September 2009
4 posts
Inbetweener
Setting... Chatting with wife on IM.
Husband: that would make 3 ways with people easier
Husband: male, female, inbetweener
Baby news updates
Setting... Texts I've received from my wife today.
Wife: Oh my god so much shit
Wife: The boy spat up into his nose so i had to suction. Then he sneezed and sneezed out a big loooong booger
Wife: My poo smells like the babys poo
Rubbing my chopsticks
Setting... Having dinner at a local, Chinese restaurant.
Husband: *takes out chopsticks, sees splinters, and scrapes the chopsticks together*
Wife: You aways do that.
Husband: No, I don't. I only did it this time because there were splinters.
Wife: No, you ALWAYS do it. Stop lying, all the time.
Husband: I swear, I rarely do it.
Wife: No.
Husband: Trust me. I've been with myself more than you have.
Wife: ...hahaha.
Jeezi-cut
Setting... Watching a "Hydroxycut" commercial.
Wife: Did you know that they had to change the formula for hydroxycut because it killed people.
Husband: *pulling his attention away from the laptop, and looks at the TV* Jeezi-cut. Uhhh...
Wife: Hahahahaha!
Husband: I meant Jesus Christ...